the day i closed before the morning i opened
Friday, Mar. 11, 2005, 01:05

my brother told me today that he is having sex with his boss's daughter.

i told heather this and she said 'well, one of my friends is having sex with my boss'

it took me like thirty seconds to figure out who her boss was and who the hell was having sex with her boss...

and then i realized... 'oh yea... me!'

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